Anyway, Suri Cruise has her own burn book and it makes my day with it's snarky rhetoric. Here's a clip:
Reports of my toy store temper tantrum are greatly exaggerated.
Yes, I teared up. But it was only because the display of polar bears was accompanied by truly heartbreaking information on the plight of polar bears and their natural habitats due to global warming.
It was certainly not because Katie tried to act like I wasn’t going home with a Swarovski-encrusted wristwatch.
I would never do that.
She's so fetch.