Do you like my new ring??? I'm so excited about it. One: I feel uber cool wearing a knuckle ring. Like when I got my teal banana clip in third grade and could pull my hair into side ponytail. (I looked so foreign.) And two: orange and navy zigzags - looove.
So I drove to work with it on this finger and stared at it the whole drive, but because I'm right-handed, and this ring doesn't bend much, I switched to the middle finger of my left hand....which later turned out to come in handy.
You see, today, I was minding my own business, walking on an elevated area towards the parking lot when a guy in a car yelled, "Excuse me, ma'am?" Because I'm now old enough to be called a ma'am, I turned to look...only to see a guy...pleasuring himself in his car!!! YES. That's right. It was a drive by flashing.
I've never seen anything like this! We had a flasher on our college campus once, but I missed it. And I've heard of this type of thing happening to women in parking lots, but I've personally never witnessed any such thing. Today, the freak-stars were aligned.
So I kind of gave this surprised shriek....and then showed him my new ring.
He sped off before I could get a picture or his license, but I did run and tell the nearby police officer. It felt like such an after-school special.