I found them. And immediately wore them this weekend. If you can't wear orange + red to a two-year-old girl's birthday party, when can you wear it? I think my dog wasn't sure who I was since I was not in black, gray, white, or navy. Or maybe he had me confused for one of the two-year-old girls wearing the same thing.
The pants aren't really jeans, like the JBrands -- they're even better. Lightweight, soft, zippered ankle and gold rivets, a great tomato red color - and the best part, under $40! Thanks, Zara! And thanks, Ahn, for spending so much time in there and enticing me to go.
PS - This is why I don't post outfit pictures. Despite my Asian genes, I am incapable of taking a good one.
PSS - I may wear mostly neutrals, but evidently, I'm drawn to orange. (See here, here, here, here.) Problems.